Sunday, March 29, 2009

Fargo Flood 2009

Vince Lombardi quotations
applied to Fargo Flood 2009.

Confidence is contagious. So is lack of confidence.

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.

Success demands singleness of purpose.

Individual commitment to a group effort - that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work.

The measure of who we are is what we do with what we have.

The achievements of an organization are the results of the combined effort of each individual.

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Presidential Power

Tonga Power!

While visiting Tonga, Obama-In-Chief raises His fist in show of Obama Power.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Historical Fargo Floods

Fargo Flood of 1897.

Fargo Flood of 1997.

Fargo Flood of 2009.

Friday, March 20, 2009


Prompt The Teleprompter!

This is your chance to tell The Teleprompter what to tell "H" to read! Post your submissions below. Please try to limit the number of your comments that may include any references to The Special Olympics.

Brain Storm

March '09 Photo Caption Contest!

Post a comment with your winning caption for this photo!

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Mylah's Chocolate Chip Oatmeal Cookies

Here is an easy recipe for the best cookies in the kitchen: Let 2 sticks of unwrapped butter come to room temperature in a large bowl. Then mix in 3/4 cup brown sugar, 3/4 cup white sugar, 2 eggs (without shells), 1 teaspoon hot water, and 1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract. Separately mix together one and a half (1.5) cups flour, 1 teaspoon salt, 1 teaspoon baking soda. Add the dry ingredients to the wet ingredients and stir well. Then add in semi-sweet chocolate chips (either 2 small bags, or 1 larger bag), and 2 cups (or a little more) of quick-cooking oatmeal, and finally 1/2 cup of chopped walnuts (optional, of course). After stirring it all together well, use two common tablespoons: one to scoop out a golfball sized chunk of (tasty & edible) dough, and another spoon to push it off onto a cookie sheet. Bake at 375 for 12 minutes until golden brownish. Enjoy with milk!

Monday, March 16, 2009

Yes We Kenya

Ideas, Thoughts, and Observations:

The letters in "PRESIDENT OBAMA"
can all be re-arranged to spell:
Why not pass a law, only allowing the stock market to go up? Why not raise the minimum wage to $30/hour? Why not end term limits for a president? Why not replace Big Business with Big Government? Why not? In Obama We Trust? Why not? Just show us your valid birth certificate. Why not?

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

H B 2 U

Birthday Wishes from Us to the MB© VP & CO.

SMiles: On behalf of U2 & The World, we toast 2 your tireless work U do as MB© CO (community organizer) 2 help save the planet from CO (carbon monoxide). --Bono

CogStar: Every family needs at least 1 Star. In your case, there are multiple. Shine on & shine forever.
--The Edge

Hey Dutch. Happy 42nd! Now you're twice the drinking age in America (and 3x the drinking age in Dublin). As MB© Historian, U know it was me that posted the "Musicians Wanted" ad that got this whole thing started. I hear U played some drums back in skool. Cool. --Larry Mullen

S4: We hope U like the sound of all the tracks on our new CD (expecially the bass). The release date of March 3rd, along with five straight nights on Letterman, is no coincidence. H B 2 U! --Adam

As the MB© TA (Travel Agent), we encourage U2 keep on keepin' on, just as U did when U had 2 leave 1 of our concerts just before it started. All's well that ends well.

Now, you can think of "No Line On The Horizon" every time you look out your West windows.

Happy Birthday 2U!