What Would Ralph Say?

After traveling to INDIANapolis of all places to meet with NCAA Political Correctness officials, The Fighting Sioux nickname and logo have apparently finally met their match. Being deemed too "hostile and abusive" by the NCAA, the University of North Dakota could supposedly cause serious harm to itself by retaining The Fighting Sioux nickname and logo. What would Ralph say about this? What would Ralph do about this? Couldn't it be argued that UND would be causing serious harm to itself if it caves to this political correctness? It seems the NCAA is the organization being hostile and abusive. Perhaps UND should change its name to the Hostile Abusives. If that's too soft, how about the Middle Fingers? Didn't Ralph say that if the NCAA ever banned the Fighting Sioux nickname and logo, The Ralph Engelstad Hockey Arena should be taken down brick by brick?

Politically Correct

It is no longer politically correct to say MASTER Bedroom. This vestige from our past drudges up ownershipage of one, by another. Tis also now no longer politically correct to refer to a pet, as a PET. Pets find this term subserviently demeaning. Master Bedroom is now: Main Bedroom, or Bedroom #1. Pets are now called: Non-Human Beings, Animal Companions (or just Companimals).

Fighting Sioux

The University of North Dakota Fighting Sioux are being forced to change their school team name and logo by a small, politically-correct minority. I think they should keep the Fighting Sioux name and logo. However, if a name and logo change is forthcoming, here are a few possibilities:
The Blizzard (Logo is 6-Sided Snowflake)
The Champions (Logo is a Trophy)
The Fighting Tsunamis (Logo is a Big Wave)
The Flurry (Logo is a Snowflake)
The Former Fighting Sioux (Logo is the current logo)
The Grand Forkers (Logo is a Big Fork)
The Lucky Casinos (Logo is a Slot Machine)

Since there is a bit more space left in this post, here is a bonus list of ideas (some of these might have a bit more of a sarcastic edge to them):

The Fighting Zoo (Logo is caged monkeys)
The Gambling Casinos (Logo is a blackjack hand)
The Generics (Logo is a barcode)
The Grudge (Logo is a fist)
The Heinys (Logo is a Heineken bottlecap)
The Holding Grudges (Logo is a fist holding the current logo)
The Mosquitos (Logo is a large mosquito with a full load)
The Nightmares (Logo is "The Scream" by Edvard Munch)
The No Name Sports Team (Logo is a empty square)
The North Dakota Redskins (Logo is the Washington Redskins logo)
The North Dakota School Sports Team (Logo is the outline of ND)
The Nuclear Warheads (Logo is a nuclear missile)
The Politically Corrects (Logo is the current logo with a red line thru it)
The Ralph Engelstads (Logo is a picture of Ralph Engelstad)

If you have any other good brainstorms, please feel free to share via the comment section below.