Thursday, December 11, 2008

Vinegar Candy

Dr. Miles' Vinegar Candy:
Ingredients: 1 Tablespoon of Butter, 1 cup of Sugar, 1/4 cup of Vinegar. In a medium saucepan, go ahead and cook over LOW heat until the mixture reaches the HARD-CRACK stage (265-270 F). Now, let's pour it into a buttered pan and FREEZE. (In the Winter, just set it outside, eh?) Test for HARD-CRACK stage: Turns hard when dripped into ICE COLD water. To serve: Hit with base of common table knife to crack into PIECES. Enjoy!

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Thoughts by Stephen Wright

OK, so what's the speed of dark? A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow. Half the people you know are below average. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. I intend to live forever - so far, so good. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Political Thinking and Your Brain

This is your brain.
This is your brain on drugs!

Thursday, September 18, 2008

MBChristmas on Maui 2008

The Miles Brothers Corp is excited to spend Christmas 2008 on Maui. The official dates are December 20 - 27, 2008.
A partial list of things to bring for this MBC Gala Event includes (but is not limited to): Hawaiian shirt, sunscreen, brimmed hat, sunglasses, Aerobie for the beach events, Heineken for our Corporate Board Meetings, swim suit (no Speedos), muzzles for Scotty and/or Johnnny, camera, and of course, a Christmas Tree.
The Winning Slogan for this upcoming MBC Event is: Don't Take Snow For An Answer! Runner-ups for Event Slogan were: 1. We may be straight, but we're not narrow. 2. Never eat more than you can lift. 3. We've upped our quality, so up yours!

Thursday, September 11, 2008

9/11 Kickoff for the Miles Brothers Corp Blog!

Welcome to the official Miles Brothers Corp Blog. This is where the MBC can discuss everything from Amsterdam to Zen.