Saturday, November 22, 2008

Thoughts by Stephen Wright

OK, so what's the speed of dark? A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow. Half the people you know are below average. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. I intend to live forever - so far, so good. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.