Sunday, October 30, 2011

Pink Unicorn


If you need a fresh new idea of what to dress as for Halloween, consider going as a dog that is dressed as a pink unicorn. This look is fashionably smart and irresistibly adorable. Don't be surprised if you receive doggie treats while trick or treating.

Best Band Ever


The Miles Brothers Corp just came out with its Best Band Ever list. The only band on this list is: The Beatles. Thank goodness they came along when they did, or the music of the world would have taken a much different (and less interesting) path. What these four men did for the world in terms of music (and much more) is tantamount to what Einstein did for the world in physics (and much more). Congratulations to The Beatles for being named the Miles Brothers Corp Best Band Ever. That's all from here. Back to you, Dick!

Friday, October 21, 2011

Town Of The Week


The Miles Brothers Corp Town-of-the-Week is: Nimrod, Minnesota. Neatly nestled into the trees and lakes of north-central Minnesota is the town of: Nimrod. All other towns in the area measure themselves in terms of how many miles they are from: Nimrod. If you are looking to escape the mundane, consider: Nimrod. If electic is your style: Nimrod. Remember, all roads lead to: Nimrod. Once you're there, you won't want to leave.

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Moss Covered Roof


While staying in the Nisswa, Minnesota area, we noticed some moss build-up on the roof of our condo. On a 1-10 moss scale, this roof was about a 9. There were even small oak trees growing out of the roof moss (which can't be too good for the shingles). The overall look reminded us of a Hobbit house in Lord Of The Rings.

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Waterfall


Autumn Haiku
Night and day same length
Summer sun has lost some strength
Good time to sand deck.

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Obama Economy Doing Great


Flying in the face of conventional wisdom, the Obama Administration has shown that a country can actually tax itself back into prosperity. Through a sustained effort to add layers and layers of new regulations and taxes, unfettered government spending can create jobs and lead back to a robust economy. By not resting until the problem was fixed, President Obama has single-handedly demonstrated that you can "push a rope". Since this tax-and-spend approach has worked so well, hopefully congressional members will support his plan to do more of the same (and as quickly as possible).

Friday, September 9, 2011

Route Out


You know it's going to be a bad day when you wake up and turn on the television only to see all the emergency evacuation routes out of your city.

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Best Car Ever

The Miles Brothers Corp just came out with its Best Car Ever list. The only car on the list is the: 1989 Honda Civic Hatchback. At 22 years old, it just easily completed a 900-mile trip with 42 miles per gallon. It also survived baseball sized hail without much more than 4 small dents. Honda should have stopped with this model. It is hard to improve upon perfection.

Saturday, August 13, 2011

What Would Ralph Say?

After traveling to INDIANapolis of all places to meet with NCAA Political Correctness officials, The Fighting Sioux nickname and logo have apparently finally met their match. Being deemed too "hostile and abusive" by the NCAA, the University of North Dakota could supposedly cause serious harm to itself by retaining The Fighting Sioux nickname and logo. What would Ralph say about this? What would Ralph do about this? Couldn't it be argued that UND would be causing serious harm to itself if it caves to this political correctness? It seems the NCAA is the organization being hostile and abusive. Perhaps UND should change its name to the Hostile Abusives. If that's too soft, how about the Middle Fingers? Didn't Ralph say that if the NCAA ever banned the Fighting Sioux nickname and logo, The Ralph Engelstad Hockey Arena should be taken down brick by brick?

Sunday, July 24, 2011

Look-A-Likes


I have long thought that Timothy Geithner and Martin Short looked a lot alike.

Saturday, July 16, 2011

Presidential Advice


Would you rather have a big slice of a small apple, or a small slice of a big apple? If government truly wants to increase its revenue, it should go with lower tax rates in a robust economy. Lowering tax rates increases revenue. Unfortunately, President Obama does not understand this. He is either misinformed, misguided, or mistaken.

"President Obama on Friday (July 15) kept up the pressure on Republicans to agree to revenue increases in a deal to raise the debt ceiling, claiming 80 percent of the public supports Democrats' demand for tax increases. Throughout the press conference, Obama blasted Republicans for ignoring what he said is the will of the American people by rejecting tax increases that would balance out spending cuts in a debt package." Link

It is too bad President Obama doesn't look to President Reagan or President Kennedy for prudent advice on this matter.

In a speech to the Economic Club of New York delivered on December 14, 1962, President Kennedy wisely advised:

"In short, it is a paradoxical truth that tax rates are too high today and tax revenues are too low and the soundest way to raise the revenues in the long run is to cut the rates now. The experience of a number of European countries and Japan have borne this out. This country's own experience with tax reduction in 1954 has borne this out. And the reason is that only full employment can balance the budget, and tax reduction can pave the way to that employment. The purpose of cutting taxes now is not to incur a budget deficit, but to achieve the more prosperous, expanding economy which can bring a budget surplus.

I repeat: our practical choice is not between a tax-cut deficit and a budgetary surplus. It is between two kinds of deficits: a chronic deficit of inertia, as the unwanted result of inadequate revenues and a restricted economy, or a temporary deficit of transition, resulting from a tax cut designed to boost the economy, increase tax revenues, and achieve, I believe — and I believe this can be done — a budget surplus. The first type of deficit is a sign of waste and weakness; the second reflects an investment in the future."

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Cheater Of The Year


Dr. Beverly L. Hall was named Superintendent of the Year back in 2009. She had dramatically improved standardized test scores in her Georgia school district. Maybe it was too good to be true. Maybe this superintendent wasn't so super after all. Apparently there's been a lot of cheating going on in Georgia. Teachers and principals worked hard in a large group effort to correct wrong answers on student tests. It's too bad they put so much effort into cheating rather than teaching. The best advice for Dr. Beverly L. Hall would be to: confess while crying, ask for forgiveness, and then play the race card.

Link: Cheating

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Blue Angels in Fargo


The Blue Angels are coming back to Fargo, North Dakota in August 2011. The dates are Saturday August 13th and Sunday the 14th. Of course, they will be flying around town during the pre-show days. Link: fargoairsho.com

Monday, July 4, 2011

Most Inane


The Word of the Week is: inane, meaning very stupid. Our Phrase of the Week is: most inane, meaning extremely stupid. All of the letters in "Most Inane" can be rearranged to spell "Minnesota". For the entire state of Minnesota to close all of its state parks just before the 4th of July weekend is: most inane. For all the wayside rests in Minnesota to be closed on such a heavily travelled weekend: most inane.
MINNESOTA
MOST INANE