The Miles Brothers Corp is excited to spend Christmas 2008 on Maui. The official dates are December 20 - 27, 2008.
A partial list of things to bring for this MBC Gala Event includes (but is not limited to): Hawaiian shirt, sunscreen, brimmed hat, sunglasses, Aerobie for the beach events, Heineken for our Corporate Board Meetings, swim suit (no Speedos), muzzles for Scotty and/or Johnnny, camera, and of course, a Christmas Tree.
The Winning Slogan for this upcoming MBC Event is: Don't Take Snow For An Answer! Runner-ups for Event Slogan were: 1. We may be straight, but we're not narrow. 2. Never eat more than you can lift. 3. We've upped our quality, so up yours!
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