Solemnly Sworn

I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.

Twin Powers

We may never completely understand lightning except to be able to define it as massive high-voltage electrical discharges similar to the low-voltage electrical activity that occurs in our brains when trying to think about these sudden thunderous bolts which recently (and) simultaneously struck Chicago's Trump and Willis (Sears) Towers.