Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Live Wire

I make a motion that Mountain Dew Live Wire is the unofficial official soda pop refreshment drink beverage of the Miles Brothers Corp. Do we have a second?

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Consumer Warnings

The Obama Food and Drug Administration recently introduced new graphic cigarette warning labels. These new warnings, which seek to depict the negative health impact of cigarettes, will be required to cover at least 50 percent of every pack of cigarettes sold in the United States by mid-2013. Why not take that idea one step further and require all Happy Meals at McDonalds to clearly display pictures of extremely fat children, to depict the negative health impact of obesity?

Along the same vein, why not have pictures of soup lines at voting booths to depict the negative impact of voting for Democrats?

Monday, June 20, 2011

Bonfire Maintenance

What is the best way to stoke a fire? If you want to keep a fire going or even build it up, would you throw gasoline on it, sprinkle it with water, or stack a few big logs at its base? Gasoline is a quick fix and does not last long. Water dampens the fire and threatens its existence. A few well-placed dry logs will keep a fire going for future good times. Why then, does the Obama Administration keep trying to stoke the economy by dampening it with more and more taxes and regulations?

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Wall Flower

Summer Haiku:
Longest days of year
Summer solstice happening
Starting to shorten

Monday, June 13, 2011

Quake Wave

Good Morning became a bad day
How bad, nobody could say
Massive problems needing massive solutions
Still require global contributions